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Kev Murphy · « **Reply #5711 on:** December 22, 2024, 08:18:33 AM »

I HAD AN OLD FAULTY TV MONITOR IN THE BACK ROOM, TOO BIG TO PUT INTO THE GARBAGE BIN
AND TOO BIG TO TRANSPORT TO THE DUMP ON THE BIKE.
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAD A NEW TV DELIVERED BY COURIER ON TUESDAY, SO WE PUT THE OLD MONITOR INTO THE BOX, AND LEFT IT OUTSIDE MY DOOR ON THE DRIVEWAY.
NEIGHBOUR ALSO REFILLED A RECENT AMAZON DELIVERY BOX WITH USED CAT LITTER.
BOTH PACKAGES ARE GONE THIS MORNING.
SEE, THIEVING PORCH PIRATES CAN BE USEFUL.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #5712 on:** December 22, 2024, 09:44:34 AM »

A few thousand extra people roaming around Portland today, a big cruise liner docked 7am this morning, leaves here again tonight

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #5713 on:** December 22, 2024, 11:52:51 AM »

My friend told me he bought some new Dago tyres....

..."Dago on the highway and Dago offroad, Dago through mud and Dago through snow..
... and when Dago flat, Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!

Wild Rose · « **Reply #5714 on:** December 22, 2024, 12:19:58 PM »

Quote from: Kev Murphy on December 22, 2024, 08:18:33 AM

I HAD AN OLD FAULTY TV MONITOR IN THE BACK ROOM, TOO BIG TO PUT INTO THE GARBAGE BIN
AND TOO BIG TO TRANSPORT TO THE DUMP ON THE BIKE.
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAD A NEW TV DELIVERED BY COURIER ON TUESDAY, SO WE PUT THE OLD MONITOR INTO THE BOX, AND LEFT IT OUTSIDE MY DOOR ON THE DRIVEWAY.
NEIGHBOUR ALSO REFILLED A RECENT AMAZON DELIVERY BOX WITH USED CAT LITTER.
BOTH PACKAGES ARE GONE THIS MORNING.
SEE, THIEVING PORCH PIRATES CAN BE USEFUL.[/b][/i][/size][/color]

Good thinking Kev