Author Topic: Drugs, Sex, Rock and Roll, Mk III. ( content may not suit everyone) (Read 541776 times)

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8075 on:** July 05, 2025, 03:33:18 AM »

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife)… but still my own.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8076 on:** July 05, 2025, 03:37:25 AM »

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8077 on:** July 05, 2025, 06:32:14 AM »

If any of you cry at my funeral I’ll never speak to you again.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8078 on:** July 05, 2025, 07:54:10 AM »

I told you to go to Cox’s and buy a searsucker suit,
but it looks like you went to Sears instead.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8079 on:** July 05, 2025, 09:07:35 AM »

I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8080 on:** July 05, 2025, 09:43:49 AM »

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8081 on:** July 05, 2025, 11:59:01 AM »

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8082 on:** July 05, 2025, 12:34:16 PM »

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8083 on:** July 05, 2025, 01:48:32 PM »

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8084 on:** July 05, 2025, 02:48:28 PM »

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8085 on:** July 05, 2025, 03:19:23 PM »

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8086 on:** July 05, 2025, 03:34:52 PM »

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8087 on:** July 05, 2025, 04:06:39 PM »

Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8088 on:** July 05, 2025, 04:39:57 PM »

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8089 on:** July 05, 2025, 05:06:38 PM »

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8090 on:** July 05, 2025, 06:00:31 PM »

The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China.
Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8091 on:** July 05, 2025, 06:29:08 PM »

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8092 on:** July 05, 2025, 07:19:41 PM »

f you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8093 on:** July 05, 2025, 08:25:30 PM »

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8094 on:** July 05, 2025, 09:27:45 PM »

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8095 on:** July 05, 2025, 10:02:22 PM »

A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8096 on:** July 05, 2025, 10:25:53 PM »

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8097 on:** July 05, 2025, 11:13:35 PM »

Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8098 on:** July 06, 2025, 12:30:50 AM »

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Kev Murphy · « **Reply #8099 on:** July 06, 2025, 01:04:54 AM »

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.

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