Author Topic: Rindacella & the Sugly Isters, Pinched from the BK site  (Read 3621 times)

Offline Poppy Dave

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Rindacella & the Sugly Isters, Pinched from the BK site
« on: June 01, 2012, 06:12:43 PM »
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 1970's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.
The irony is that the BBC received not one complaint.
The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read......



This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on
both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!



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Re: Rindacella & the Sugly Isters, Pinched from the BK site
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2012, 08:04:40 AM »
its still as good as the first time I saw it.
But getting a COPY or vid of Ronnie Barker doing the skit seems impossible.

If any one has one let me know
I am lost and haves gone to find myself
Now If I get back before I return
Please ask me to wait.
 

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Re: Rindacella & the Sugly Isters, Pinched from the BK site
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2012, 05:00:14 PM »
Here's another

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Ronnie Barker Richard The Third


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Re: Rindacella & the Sugly Isters, Pinched from the BK site
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 05:14:06 PM »
Poms acting as Aussies.
The Two Ronnies - The Australians
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