"WOW" what a day.
If I was a sportsman I could of stayed home, had a stubbie, watched some replays and told who would listen how good I used to be

But hating sport, I went to Greazerfest

Checked out some fine cars, some fine Bikes.
Ahhh and heaps of fine women, a whole lot of rockabilly, most excellent dancing, most excellent bands

Just another day in my life full of Tits, tats, T-shirts, jeans, boots and friends doing what society says is wrong.