I think this as funny as, don't really understand why it's aimed at you guys??
Three Aussie blokes are working high up on top of an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.
As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly...
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.’
Mongrel says, 'OK Bluey; I reckon I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a slab of Beer...
Bluey says, 'Strouth! Where'd you get the grog, mate?'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.
'Yeah right...That's a bit hard to swallow; you told his Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a slab of beer?'
'Well, not quite', Mongrel says. 'When she opened the door, I said to her, "G’day; you must be Coot's widow..."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.'
Then I said, 'I betcha a slab of beer you are...'
