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Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« on: August 06, 2012, 10:20:25 PM »
 

One should be thinking about this seriously.  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent

strain of this old disease.   
 
The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim".  It's pronounced “Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible and deadly ailment.   

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum. 

Many victims contracted it in 2007. But now most people, after having been infected for the past few years, are starting

to realize how destructive this sickness is.   

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. 

Most people in Queensland took the first dose a couple of months ago but the second dose is due late next year.

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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 10:43:27 PM »
Very clever.  Please tell me the second dose is early next year rather than late in the year!
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 08:24:03 AM »
Oh, how I agree with this, we should all have this new cure very, very soon!

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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 08:52:08 AM »
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2012, 11:55:02 PM »
Will Abbott be like Cando? announced this week, 400 to go from the Qld emergency sevices.
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2012, 12:15:42 AM »
Will Abbott be like Cando? announced this week, 400 to go from the Qld emergency sevices.

You'll find that they are being pruned from Admin areas, not front-line. 

I know Admin  is important too, but the size of the bureaucracy that Labor built in Queensland, especially in the Health area, was ridiculous.
Also, some of the positions being axed weren't occupied by actual people, so it was the job that was cut in those cases, and not an employee.
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2012, 07:33:30 AM »
The cure is long over due,  :|||| :|||| |-i hope we still have a country left by the time the cure gets spread throughout the country will be stuffed :hijacked :hijacked  :blk13
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2012, 11:26:10 AM »
The cure is long over due,  :|||| :|||| |-i hope we still have a country left by the time the cure gets spread throughout the country will be stuffed :hijacked :hijacked  :blk13

Though I think in this case the cure is a little worse than the disease......or so it seems.

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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim - New Deadly Disease.
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2012, 11:45:25 AM »
I work in the emergency service and it is front line senior uniformed staff. Most of our IT have gone. We have one system that tracks assets now running on autopilot.
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