One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several meters away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked about 50 meters away and drilled another hole and again the voice said,"There are no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked," God is that you ?"
"No you idiot," the voice said, " It's the rink manager."
