Author Topic: Just received this  (Read 2991 times)

Offline Poppy Dave

  • Teller of Untellable Jokes
  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1289
  • Thanked: 10 times
  • Midland, WA
    • Dave Roper
Just received this
« on: October 02, 2012, 08:38:42 PM »
Found on the  Refrigerator One  Morning :

My  Dear Wife,

You will surely  understand that I have certain needs that you,  being 57
years old, can no longer satisfy. I  am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife.  Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope  that you will  not wrongly   interpret the fact that I  will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old  secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.    Please don't  be
upset  ----  I  shall be home before  midnight.     

When  the man came home  late  that night, he found the following letter on the  dining room table:

My Dear  Husband,

I received your  letter and thank you for your honesty
about  my being 57  years old. I would like to take this  opportunity to
remind you that you are also 57 years old.  As you know, I am a math
teacher at our local  college. I  would like to inform you that while  you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael,  one of my
students, who is also the assistant  tennis coach.  He is young, virile,
and like your secretary,  is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman  who has an excellent knowledge of math,  you
will understand that we are in the same  situation, although with one small
difference  - 18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes  into 18.  Therefore, I will not be home until  sometime  tomorrow...........

Dave R
Honda ST1100A
Suzuki Boulevard C50
STOC # 8241
SAC-PAV A/501

We know why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.
 

Offline Abe

  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1797
  • Thanked: 178 times
  • 4D Gang Member
Re: Just received this
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 08:49:21 PM »
So that's how you know my "X Wife". It's OK I'm over her  :rofl :rofl :rofl
At my age " getting lucky" is remembering what I came in the room for ;)

:wht13      Cheers Dave
Member of the 4 D Gang
 

Offline sargent

  • Every days a new adventure
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 566
  • Thanked: 8 times
  • ST Rider - Collector, NSW
Re: Just received this
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 09:13:05 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Well played.
Robert - White ST1100P (they're just better)
 

Offline Shiney

  • Dave
  • Global Moderator
  • UNBELIEVABLE "5000 Posts" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6983
  • Thanked: 2561 times
  • RTE Coordinator - Strathpine, QLD
Re: Just received this
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 09:00:54 AM »
 :eek :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl
My Ride: 2023 ST1800   :thumb
OzSTOC #104   STOC# 8512   IBA # 59142
Find me in The Who's Who of OzSTOC!

I like shiney things :grin
One of the Dave, Dave, Dave and Duncan crew 8)
 

Offline KiwiRider

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 28
  • Loving the space cars give the ex Police bike
Re: Just received this
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2012, 08:01:52 PM »
I must have missed the on the on the fridge!!!!!
Bean counter by week. Bikie by weekend.
White 1997 ST1100 - minus the red and blue lights.
 

Offline Aj1300

  • aj1300
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 455
  • Thanked: 13 times
  • KTm
Re: Just received this
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2012, 08:42:40 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :crackup :rofl I liked it :blk13
Adam aj1300/ KTM
 

Offline WendyL

  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1717
  • Thanked: 332 times
  • Extremely nice person, angelic even....
Re: Just received this
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2012, 08:50:10 PM »
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup

Never try to get the better of a woman!!  You'll always lose  :grin :grin
:KissBlow
Wendy
2005 ST1300
FarRider #913
 

Offline Sabie

  • Riding a Blue Angel
  • Supreme "2000" Club Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2757
  • Thanked: 194 times
Re: Just received this
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2012, 09:11:36 PM »
Ain't that the truth......
(Sabie pronounced Sab bee)

2004 Honda ST1300 Blue (Current)
2007 Yamaha VStar XVS 650 Classic (Current)
2011 Suzuki Boulevard C50T VL 800
2007 Yamaha XV 250 Virago
1980 CX500 Red
1980 CX500 Black
1979 CX500 Blue
1981 Honda XL 500s
1982 Yamaha XZ 550
1981 Honda XL 250s
1974 Honda Elsinore MT 250
 

Offline gaz

  • The dark knight! The vigilante! The caped-crusader!
  • Legendary "1000 Club" Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1032
  • Thanked: 84 times
  • Then be The Batman
Re: Just received this
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2012, 06:41:17 AM »
 :thumbsup :thumb :-((( |-i :)
Taking over one emoticon at a time >:D
 

Offline RubenCan

  • Tipovers = 3.
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 540
  • Thanked: 107 times
  • 1992 ST 1100
Re: Just received this
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2012, 07:58:34 AM »
 :thumbPoor fictional bastard, he should have been introduced to bike riding instead. :hatwave

Ruben :dred11
Ruben
:blu13  :
1st Bike - 1980 Honda CB250N (Sold)
2nd Bike - 1978 Suzuki GS750 (Sold)
3rd Bike - 1992 ST1100 (Sold)
4th Bike - Current Steed 2015 F6B
5th Bike - Also current STeed 2005 ST1300
Ulysses # 61761 StGeorge Sutherland Branch
OZSToc # 145