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Offline Sabie

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2+2+2=7
« on: October 03, 2012, 03:54:17 PM »
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Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a bloody cat!!!
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2012, 04:30:58 PM »
well that is correct! I suppose
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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2012, 12:53:31 PM »
This reminds me of an Abbott and Costello Skit that proves that 13x7=28
Abbott And Costello 13 X 7 is 28


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Re: 2+2+2=7
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2012, 12:55:28 PM »
Ma and Pa kettle had a similar skit in the 1950's
Ma and Pa Kettle


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