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Offline Poppy Dave

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Pinched from the PanEuropean site
« on: October 11, 2012, 09:10:15 AM »
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend it on a hooker?" the man asked,
"I haven`t had sex in 30 years" the old man replied.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking , golf and sex."
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Re: Pinched from the PanEuropean site
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2012, 09:12:42 AM »
 :wht11 py

OooopS  Wot thuh its still a goody even if it is a repeat here.

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Re: Pinched from the PanEuropean site
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 09:46:02 AM »
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