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Offline JuST Peter

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pregnant daughter
« on: October 24, 2012, 03:50:02 PM »
A 25-year-old girl tells her mother that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the local chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family condition but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a rooftop apartment in Potts Point , and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?"

All silent at this point, the mother, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "So, you'll try again..."
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Re: pregnant daughter
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
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Re: pregnant daughter
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 04:43:55 PM »
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Re: pregnant daughter
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 04:57:11 PM »
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