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Offline JuST Peter

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Blonde Accident.
« on: October 24, 2012, 03:53:48 PM »
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the footpath.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed
her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her whats so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking,
I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Re: Blonde Accident.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 03:55:45 PM »
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Re: Blonde Accident.
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 04:44:45 PM »
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Re: Blonde Accident.
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 09:39:15 PM »
Oh Brother....
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