
Went to my local Honda dealer the other day with a mission and a pocket full of coins to order and purchase a set of rotors for my nearly ready-to-roll steed. Placed my request with the smiley assistant with confidence knowing that I was prepared to part with a reasonable roll of hard earned green stuff.
Much page turning, keyboard tapping and knowing glances my way, the smiley (much bigger by now) assistant stated "that will be $1400". Struth mate, you miss understand me, I don't want the wheels as well.
"that's the price for the 3 rotors only" he stated somewhat agressively .
I looked at him, he looked at me, I looked at the other customers, they looked at me, I looked at him again, He's still looking at me, the customers are looking at me, felt like a pork chop at a jewish circumcision. You know that awkward feeling when everyone is looking at you waiting for you to say something. "that's awfully expensive, don't you think", I stammered out weakly and totally deflated.

"why are they so expensive" I barely audibly retorted. "Cause they are OEM parts" shot back the now not so smiley assistant. "I can look up the after-market spares if you like." Obviously summing me up to being another secret member of the 'stingy buyers' brigade. "Yes, lets do that," I returned a little bolder, the waiting customers long loosing interest in my dealings and being served by the other 'professional assistants'.
The now, not smiley at all assistant took twice as long as before to turn pages, tap the keyboard, look at pages again, more tapping, more page turning, ask for asssistance from more professionals. Maybe they thought I would slink away and never come back and dare to ask for 'after-market' parts ever again.
The assistant's assistant had taken over serving the 'stingy old guy' (me), when he suddenly said $190 for the rear rotor and about $130 for each of the front rotors. That's $1000 cheaper than OEM parts. "How can this be. Is their an all expence trip to bankok, tea at the lodge with 'Juliar'. "No mate, that's just what they cost" stated the assistant's assistant. "do you want me to order them." "Yesssss please", now I was the one that was smiley. Got the rear rotor last Friday and installed it same day, waiting for the other 2 rotors later this month.
Just sat and looked at that rotor all weekend. Now there's a bargin!

Hobs,
Still smiley!!
