The Ambidextrous golfer

[JuST Peter]

The  Ambidextrous golfer





A group of guys  lived and died for
their Saturday morning round of golf.
One transferred to  another city.
It wasn't the same without him.



A  new woman joined their Club. She overheard
the guys talking about their golf  round.
She said, "You know, I used to play on my
golf team in college and I  was pretty good.
Would you mind if I joined you next week?"



The three guys looked at each other.
Not one of them  wanted to say 'yes',
but she had them on the spot. Finally,
one man said it  would be okay, but
they would be starting early - at 6:30 a.m.





He figured the early tee-time would discourage  her.
The woman said this may be a problem, and asked
if she could be up to 15  minutes late.
They rolled their eyes, but said okay.
She smiled and said,  "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."



She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them 
with an eye-opening 2-under par round.
She was fun and a pleasant person, and  the guys were impressed.
Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and 
invited her back the next week.
She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at 6:30  or 6:45."



The  next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp.
Only this time, she played  left-handed.
The three guys were incredulous as she still beat
them with an  even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.
They were totally  amazed.



They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant 
and didn't seem to be purposely showing them up.
They invited her back again, 
but each man harbored a burning desire to beat her.



The third week, the guys had their game faces on.
But  this time, she was 15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable.
This week  the lady played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.



The men mused that her late arrival was due to  petty gamesmanship
on her part. However, she was so gracious and so 
complimentary of their strong play, they couldn't hold a grudge.

Back in  the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads.

This woman was a  riddle no one could figure out.
They had a couple of beers, and finally, one  of
the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide
if you're going to golf  right-handed or left-handed?"



The lady blushed, and grinned. "That's easy,"
she said.  "When my Dad taught me to play
golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to 
switch back and forth. When I got married
after college, I discovered my  husband always
sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed
a silly habit.  Right before I left in the morning
for golf practice, I would pull the covers  off him.
If his you-know-what was pointing to the
right, I golfed  right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed."



The guys on the team thought this was
hysterical.  Astonished at this bizarre
information, one of the guys shot back, "But
what  if it's pointing straight up?"

She said, "Then,  I'm fifteen minutes late."

[Malcolm6112]

 

 

[Silky]

In the old days when golf was invented the word G O L F stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden 

How things have changed .... Especially in the construction industry 

[keith3po]

 

[Whizz]

 

[WendyL]

Only 15 minutes late?????

 

[Poppy Dave]

Only 15 minutes late?????

 

Yeah, her husband must be a stayer 

Actually, I'm also ambidextrous.................................... I'm useless with both hands.


Poppy