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Offline JuST Peter

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The pay packet!
« on: November 14, 2012, 09:23:04 PM »

A nice story to start (or end) the day!

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a
group of building workers.  It's allegedly true and might help to confirm
your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human
race....................


A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot.  One day, a
gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and started talking with  the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.  They
chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled
her immensely.

At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a
pay envelope - containing two dollars in 10c coins.  The little girl took
her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the
bank the next day to open a savings account.
At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little
girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she
had a 'pay packet'.

'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and
Wayne and Mike.  We're building a big house.'

'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier,  'And will you be working on the
house again next week?'

The child thought for a moment.  Then she  said seriously:

'I think so.  Provided those f****** wankers at Boral deliver the f******
bricks on time.'
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Re: The pay packet!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 09:29:38 PM »
The moral of the story is...
Don't let women on building sites.    ::)
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Re: The pay packet!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 09:36:07 PM »
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

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Re: The pay packet!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 09:50:07 PM »
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Re: The pay packet!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 10:33:54 PM »
 :-((( :crackup :-((( :crackup

I can SO picture my daughter saying that, although she's a bit older than 5 now.....
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