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Offline Whizz

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Mars Bars
« on: November 18, 2012, 09:33:54 AM »
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quick bout of love making with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
 
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
 
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
 
'An ambulance just drove by!'
 
'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
 
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
 
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
 
'Jason is on his skate board!
 
After a few moments he announced,
 
'The Coopers are having a root ! !'
 
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
 
Dad cautiously called out,  'How do you know that ?'
 
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar' !
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Re: Mars Bars
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2012, 10:07:08 AM »
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Re: Mars Bars
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 10:24:33 AM »
 :eek :eek :thumb :thumb :crackup :crackup
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Re: Mars Bars
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 11:07:42 AM »
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Re: Mars Bars
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2012, 11:26:36 AM »
 :rofl used to be 2 Mars Bars in our house hold........but now sadly can get away with a fantail.

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