Silly question

[alphafang]

The wife stood between me and the TV last night and stripped down to her birthday suit.
Then she said tell me honestly what you like about me the most is it my sexy body or my beautiful face.
I looked her up and down and got her to do a twirl,
Then answered her as honestly as I could
" neither sweetheart it's your awesome sense of humour "

[Whizz]

and how long do the doctors say it will take to get you back on your feet??? 

[alphafang]

Not long Whizz mate,
Just wish typing wasn't so painful with these broken fingers....

[Diesel]

                 

[Whizz]

 

[Brock]

And then the fight began....

[Biggles]

Juliar Gizzard will hunt you down!!!!

[ST2UP]

Are you typing this from underneath the smashed to bits TV ?????

[alphafang]

No problems with the TV ST2UP, I'm looking at surgery to remove the remote from where she shoved it though. 

[Aj1300]

Do you just cough to change the channel?    

[keith3po]

 

[Sabie]

Your a brave man, either that or the Wife doesn't have access to this site.......