quote I think it's all a scheme to join the "1000 club".
OK
whats going on here
HOW COME i have been left in the dark about this
1000 clubs stuff
i am a contributor
AND have never been told about the club
let alone been invited to join it
i always thought you lot had it in for me
now i know
and any way i DON'T want to join you lousy "1000" club anyway
EXCLUSIVE WAONKARS, you can keep it
it wouldn't join it now if you begged me too
