COLIN THE ABORIGINAL
A rich man living in Darwin decided he wanted to throw a party and invited all his mates and neighbours. He also invited Colin the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time dancing, eating prawns and oysters from the BBQ and really enjoying themselves.
At the height of the party, the host said, “I have a 15 foot man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in.” The words were barely out of his mouth when there was aloud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc. Jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some sort of Judo instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising fury…..Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
As people stood in awe, Colin slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring in unbelief.
The millionaire host says, “Well, Colin, I owe you a million dollars!
“Nah, you alright boss, I don’t want it,” said Colin.
The rich man said, ‘”Man, I have to give you something. You won the challenge. “How about half a million bucks then?”
Colin replied, “No thanks boss, I don’t want it.’
The host said, “Come on, Colin, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex watch and some stock options?”
Again Colin said, “No.” Confused the rich man asked, “Well, Colin then what do you want?” Colin said, “I want the idiot who pushed me in.”
