Author Topic: Tickle me Elmo  (Read 2523 times)

Offline WendyL

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Tickle me Elmo
« on: December 06, 2012, 05:21:59 PM »


There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it  under the arms.

Well, Denise is hired at  The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for  her first day promptly at 8:00 am

The  next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the  Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws  open the door and begins to rant about the new  employee. 


 

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the  whole line is backing up, putting the entire  production line behind schedule. 


The  Personnel Manager decides he should see this for  himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory  floor. When they get there the line is so backed  up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the  factory floor and they're really beginning to  pile up.

At the  end of the line stands Denise surrounded by  mountains of Tickle  Me  Elmos. She  has a  roll of  plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small  marbles. 

The  2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little  piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and  begins to carefully sew the little package  between Elmo's legs. 

The  Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After  several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself  together and approaches Denise. 

'I'm  sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a  straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood  the instructions I gave you  yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo  two test tickles.

 





 

 

 

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Re: Tickle me Elmo
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 05:25:12 PM »
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Re: Tickle me Elmo
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2012, 05:33:56 PM »
She was nuts about her job :crackup :crackup :blk13
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Re: Tickle me Elmo
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2012, 05:46:39 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
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Re: Tickle me Elmo
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 10:50:23 PM »
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup
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