An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die
Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water.
The cows and pigs have shit in it!")
The man shouts back: "I am a Hells Angel. I don't understand, nor do I care to
understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
