Let's see if I get away with this one :)

[WendyL]

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather'. Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as:


'Muslim Weather' - (Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)

[Brock]

I will allow this, as its nearly a fact. Doesnt mean it wont get pulled by some one else.

[WendyL]

I will allow this, as its nearly a fact. Doesnt mean it wont get pulled by some one else.

Thanks Brock   

[keith3po]

Nearly a fact?

Cheers Wendy brightened my morning. :)

[saaz]

Hmm...offensive to some, clever in other ways, and the link to Political Correctness gets it over the line.  I do think going too far down the Muslim/Jewish/Christian etc etc jokes gets a bit much if they are all anti one group.  Where are the Taoist and Budda jokes 

[WendyL]

Hmm...offensive to some, clever in other ways, and the link to Political Correctness gets it over the line.  I do think going too far down the Muslim/Jewish/Christian etc etc jokes gets a bit much if they are all anti one group.  Where are the Taoist and Budda jokes 

Challenge accepted, watch this space 

[keith3po]

The weather here is mostly Protestant at the moment some Catholicism moving up from the south this afternoon and there will be a hint of Buddhism moving in from the east this evening. Batten down the hatch's tonight a strong batch of Taoism also from the east.

Morning will see a cool calm bout of Atheism covering the country. Enjoy.

[Brock]

Well done Keith.

Very hard to mke Buddhist jokes, as theyare friendly inoffensive folk. (unless you marry one    )

[saaz]

Oh dear   

Hmm...offensive to some, clever in other ways, and the link to Political Correctness gets it over the line.  I do think going too far down the Muslim/Jewish/Christian etc etc jokes gets a bit much if they are all anti one group.  Where are the Taoist and Budda jokes 

Challenge accepted, watch this space 

Well done Keith.

Very hard to mke Buddhist jokes, as theyare friendly inoffensive folk. (unless you marry one    )

[Brock]

I can say that, my wife is a buddhist, so its a life comment

[WendyL]

I think this one covers just about everyone 


Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen Buddhism: **** is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of **** happening?
Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If **** happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If **** happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if **** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: **** that happens to one person is just as good as **** that happens to another.
Unitarian: **** that happens to one person is just as bad as **** that happens to another.
Lutheran: If **** happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If **** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If **** happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: **** must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this **** always happen to us?
Calvinism: **** happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No **** shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all ****.
Secular Humanism: **** evolves.
Christian Science: When **** happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: **** happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this ****.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this ****.
Utopianism: This **** does not stink.
Darwinism: This **** was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY ****.
Communism: It's everybody's ****.
Feminism: Men are ****.
Chauvinism: We may be ****, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this ****.
Impressionism: From a distance, **** looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this ****.
Existentialism: **** doesn't happen; **** IS.
Existentialism #2: What is ****, anyway?
Stoicism: This **** is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good **** happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this ****.
Mormonism #2: This **** is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let **** happen.
Scientology: If **** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< **** happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our ****?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: **** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy **** happens.
Hare Krishna: **** happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****!
Zoroastrianism: **** happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with **** one day at a time.
Agnostic: **** might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone ****?
Agnostic #3: What is this ****?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What ****?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this ****!
Nihilism: No ****.

[Brock]

Enough on this line, thread locked.