A guy goes into the confessional box after years
being away from the Church. He pulls aside the
curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully
equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,
Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates
nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of
buxom ladies
who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's
been a very long time since I've been to confession
and I must admit that the confessional box is much
more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
