Author Topic: What Confucius Didn't Say  (Read 2528 times)

Offline WendyL

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What Confucius Didn't Say
« on: December 27, 2012, 05:10:35 PM »
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ...... "Lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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Re: What Confucius Didn't Say
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 06:14:40 PM »
Some good ones there  :rofl

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Re: What Confucius Didn't Say
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 11:28:20 PM »
 :crackup :rofl :-++
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Re: What Confucius Didn't Say
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2012, 08:01:01 AM »
Nice one Wendy,
some of those are going to get used...cheers
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Re: What Confucius Didn't Say
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2013, 10:23:04 AM »





























Like that a lot

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