Tim Matheson, the First Bloke, and Tony Abbott somehow ended up at the
same barber shop at the same time.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Tim in his chair
reached for the aftershave.
Tim was quick to stop him jokingly saying, "No thanks, Julia will smell
that and think I've been inside a brothel."
The second barber turned to Abbott and said... aftershave "Mr. Abbott?"
Abbott replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
brothel smells like".
