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Offline Sabie

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The Biker Kiss
« on: January 07, 2013, 10:07:44 PM »
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.   

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!

Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"


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Re: The Biker Kiss
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 03:47:39 PM »
 :fp
Taking over one emoticon at a time >:D
 

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Re: The Biker Kiss
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Offline JuST Peter

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Re: The Biker Kiss
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 04:37:41 PM »
I wonder whether the bikie leader jumped too :rofl :rofl :rofl
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