This past weekend I was out at the bar and had 6 beers. 2 mixed drinks and topped it off with a margarita. Not a good idea. Knowing full well that I was over the limit I decided to do something I had never done before. I decided to take a taxi home.
Sure enough, on the way home there was a DUI roadblock but because it was a taxi, they waved it through.
I arrived home safely and without incident which was a real surprise. I had never driven a taxi before and don't even know how the hell I got it.