The search is over for the most stupid person in Australia

[JuST Peter]

This is from "letters to the editor" in The Border Morning Mail, Albury, just not sure of when....

[Abe]

They do say "you can't put brains in statues" and "it's allegedly illegal to legislate against stupidity", though we have Politicians.

So that's why the curtains are fading, bloody day light saving.

Cheers
Dave

[Brock]

Must be related to an American Woman who went on a radio talk show to say that deer crossing signs should be removed so that the deer would go some where else to cross the road.

 

[Whizz]

At the height of the drought here in Queensland some years ago we had a local, who shall remain nameless, who wrote to the local paper saying that the reason we had no rain was the F-111 aircraft that were flying around Ipswich (their base was at RAAF Amberley, about 5 k's away). His logic was that they were deliberately flying through the clouds and disrupting them so they couldn't get together enough to form rain. The fact that there were no clouds anywhere from horizon to horizon didn't enter into his thinking patterns, if you could call it 'thinking'.

I have a cat with higher IQ than this clown, and my cat's brain is the size of a macadamia nut! I reckon the engine management unit of my car has a higher IQ than him!

 

[STeveo]

A politican on the local radio yesterday morning told the announcer that "he was born at a very young age." 
I didn't vote for that silly pri*k. He should have stayed in his last job as nobody could see or hear him.

 

[Poppy Dave]

A politican on the local radio yesterday morning told the announcer that "he was born at a very young age." 
I didn't vote for that silly pri*k. He should have stayed in his last job as nobody could see or hear him.

 

Excuse me STeveo but I think you're being a bit unfair to this chap. 

Maybe he was born at a very young age, were you there at the time? If not, who are you to doubt his word? 

There are more people born very young than you'd expect. I believe I'm one such person. I asked my mother to confirm my belief but she was no help as she was overseas at the time.

I suggest you do some research before you spead such slanderous remark about.

Poppy

[STeveo]

Very good point there Poppy Dave.     We were all born at the day we first drew breath, at least that is what we are told by our mothers, fathers and siblings, but was it really that day? Could I have been mixed up with another baby born that day and mistakenly swapped in the nursery?     Am I adopted and my family have been telling me lies all these years?     So many question that I cannot remember being there to answer.    Who am I really? 
Without any proof I guess I will have to trust my family. I watched both my children being born so I can vouch for them, but will they belive me in fifty years time?   

As for the polli, I still don't vote for him even if he is on the right 'team', and he is still a dick. Anybody in WA want him?

 

[Tipsy]

  py

I am lost and have gone to find myself,,,, sounds pretty good Steveo

 

Tipsy

[JuST Peter]

Just got another one this morning. Surely it's a put up job.
Anyway, check it out:


They say you just can't make this stuff up.  But come on now.  There can't be someone stupid enough to say this....
 

UN-KILLED HAMBURGER MEAT

Note To All Hunters:
This is from a San Francisco newspaper:

[alans1100]

Just got another one this morning. Surely it's a put up job.
Anyway, check it out:


They say you just can't make this stuff up.  But come on now.  There can't be someone stupid enough to say this....
 

It's sad but true.......a lot of city kids just don't know where there food comes from......when we grew up and went on holidays we went by car and drove past the farms etc.....now it's catch a plane.......and most kids and even some parents wouldn't see a farm these days.

[STeveo]

Is that the same factory that makes the milk and bread? 


 

[youngSTer]

Back in the 1970's a New South Wales Premier announced that due to an Electrical Trades Union strike that the public were no to worry as they have stored enough electricity in batteries to keep Sydney running until the strike was over.