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Offline Poppy Dave

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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
« on: February 22, 2013, 01:01:27 AM »
 

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY
BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

 


Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

 

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Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2013, 02:40:43 AM »
An oldie but a goodie
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Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 08:49:14 AM »
AND there's better drinks at the bar tender's consulting rooms.    :grin
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Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 02:01:17 PM »
First time for me and I had a great laugh. :beer
 

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Re: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2013, 06:20:20 AM »
I must remember that one  :thumb :beer :beer :beer
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