This is what golfers talk about on the course!!!!!?
Three senior golfers are walking down the fairway.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ray the 60-year-old, "You always feel
like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing
happens."
"Ah, that 's nothing," said Ian the 70-year-old. "When you 're 70, you don
't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on
the toilet all day and nothing happens."
"Actually," said Roy the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked Ray the 60-year-old. "No, I pee every
morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning
at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this Ray the 60-year-old said, "Let 's get this straight..
You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am.
So what 's so tough about being 80?"
"I don 't wake up until seven."
