Author Topic: Murphy's Motorcycle Laws (Read 4352 times)

alans1100 · « **on:** April 16, 2013, 12:56:40 PM »

Some of this will happen at any time in your riding lifetime

Marcus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2013, 02:14:53 PM »

Agreed, especially the Keys in pocket thing, usually after gloves are on and I'm already on the bike.

9. Bike suddenly won't start... after mad rushing through possible causes, battery ok Spark plug ok key turned on ok... Bike stand down Doh

STeveo · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:26:10 PM »

to all the above.

Biggles · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:50:07 PM »

10. The itch in your ear will only start once you are on the road in heavy traffic.

Marcus · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:51:55 PM »

11. You only sneeze when the Helmet is on

JuST Peter · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2013, 06:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Marcus on April 16, 2013, 06:51:55 PM

11. You only sneeze when the Helmet is on

and if you keep your eyes open when you sneeze, your eyeballs fall out (so my mum always told me

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Tipsy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2013, 09:43:06 AM »

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12. The smelliest fart you ever do will only happen when dressed in space suit type wet weather gear. (it does bring tears to ones eyes)

Tipsy

JuST Peter · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:37:18 AM »

Speaking from experience Tipsy?

Tipsy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:38:41 AM »

py

YES

Tipsy

JuST Peter · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:39:46 AM »

RexJ · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:13:07 PM »

A traffic jam, or railway boom gates will only hold you proportionate to the time you have to travel to your destination or next appointment.

Credit card fees are always applied the night before your account is printed, taking you just over your limit, and incurring late fees and overdue fees, (for which, when contacted are very sorry.)

(Hang on, that's not motorcycles Murph's. Very sorry. Make it bike payments. Same crooks - different division.)

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