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Offline Poppy Dave

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Here's a good one
« on: June 24, 2013, 11:10:17 PM »
An elderly couple is attending Mass.  About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

 

He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.' |-i

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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 12:00:07 AM »
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Re: Here's a good one
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 01:25:59 PM »
Yep.  :clap
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