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Offline Neale

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VEET for men - NOT.
« on: July 08, 2013, 01:18:22 PM »
These reviews of this product are very descriptive, coloured and bloody hilarious. Thought I must share.

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http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2013, 01:59:55 PM »
winston 66,
you are not wrong.
What a great laugh, I am saving this page for my joke book.
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2013, 06:12:03 PM »
Which begs the question, why were you looking for that product????  Bloody funny just the same.

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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2013, 06:24:20 PM »

Seriously, I have tears in my eyes after reading only a couple of the reports.  These guys are amazing.
Much of it is best left off this Forum, but here's a fairly harmless sample:

"Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.

He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try."
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2013, 07:20:13 PM »
You poor Bugger.

Do you rearly believe everything that you aer told.
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2013, 07:23:39 PM »
 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl Good fined Neale,  :-++

And to think we girls of the world do this everyday of the week, you boys just might be a bit soft !!!




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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2013, 07:31:49 PM »
I am surprised that you girls would do that just in the hope that us weak men would be suitably amazed and impressed at your fortitude.
 I guess that this is what is called , The power of the weaker sex.
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2013, 08:16:27 PM »
You poor Bugger.

Do you rearly believe everything that you aer told.
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It's remotely possible I recognise hyperbole used in the service of humour.
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2013, 11:10:17 PM »
Had me in stiches  ribs are aching with laughter   :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2013, 12:27:38 PM »
:crackup :crackup :crackup, this would have to be one of the funniest posts I've ever read, :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl especially liked this one:

Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

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Re: VEET for men - NOT.
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2013, 03:25:36 PM »
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