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And this is why I don't have kids...
« on: July 09, 2013, 08:42:42 PM »
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 08:52:09 PM »
They where just showing love for their Daddy  :crazy
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 08:59:15 PM »
The Dad needs to get his "tackle" out of his wife's purse and open a large can of "whoop arse" on the two little darlings.
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2013, 09:00:56 PM »
Teela just watched that with me and said " the kids and i would just move out and leave no forwarding address as you would NEVER forgive them"
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 09:33:04 PM »
I love my kids too, but seriously has he had his emotions surgically removed.

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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2013, 09:50:16 PM »
Can we hope this is a "put-up job" and the "paint" is some easily removed water-based goop?

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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2013, 09:53:35 PM »
Yep disturbingly calm......I would have gone Postal !!!  >:()
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2013, 11:21:02 PM »
I'm with you Chris, kick arse for everybody.  :well :cuss
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2013, 05:56:45 PM »
Kid's can be incredibly creative & insightful .
They were just trying to "dazzle"  the old man's "car" to make it look a bit smaller   :crackup
 
 
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Re: And this is why I don't have kids...
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2013, 05:43:46 PM »
I'm torn between ahh their only kids,who could be mad at them and they are SO dead
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