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Offline WendyL

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My plan....
« on: July 26, 2013, 06:40:01 PM »
My plan is simple:

Get a female dog

Call her Irony

Introduce her in a masculine way

When people say "Who's a good boy?" I can correct them saying "Irony's a bitch!"

Laugh hysterically at my own joke

Watch people leave quickly

Cry...
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 06:41:06 PM »
Champagne comedy
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 06:54:03 PM »
Keep up the good work maam, love your warped sense of humour.  :thumbsup :clap
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 06:57:45 PM »
And it's not even troppp season (Nov - Jan in Darwin) yet.
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 07:30:40 PM »
Nice one I like it :thumbsup :thumbs :crackup :rofl
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 07:39:49 PM »
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 07:48:35 PM »
Mate of mine in NZ has a very good working dog called "Please" thought when i watched him work his dog's he's very polite. :rofl :rofl :crackup
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 08:25:56 PM »
Quote from: WendyL on July 26, 2013, 06:40:01 PM
When people say "Who's a good boy?" I can correct them saying "Irony's a bitch!"

Laugh hysterically at my own joke

Watch people leave quickly

Cry...

Sounds like you're writing Stand-Up Comedy.  Keep it up and you'll get a gig.   :grin
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Re: My plan....
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2013, 08:02:04 PM »
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