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Offline WendyL

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Sorry, had to post this one....
« on: August 06, 2013, 09:50:08 PM »
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.
'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more
than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes!' he replied.

'She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!'

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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 09:54:59 PM »
 :eek  :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

Wendy,
Norty Corner... NOW!!!!

That is just unacceptable. :well :well :well :well
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 10:04:13 PM »
Cool, haven't been to the norty corner for ages.  Tell me though, does the seat have a lumbar support, otherwise it would contravene my medical restrictions to go there.....
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 10:10:56 PM »
Its the best orthopedic jarrah plank that money can buy ( well the best off cut I could find in the back jungle , and a couple of besser bricks to put it on)
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 10:32:25 PM »
Sorry Brock, I can't go to the norty corner then.  My doc would definitely not allow it, and of course, it may set back my recovery time and keep me of my beloved ST for even longer.  I'm currently going crazy looking at her every day and am unable to ride  :cuss :cuss :cuss
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 11:08:04 PM »
You should be made to say the punchline 3 times without error at the National Run in March.  Drunk or sober!
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 11:37:01 PM »
We must have an new Wendy amongst us, that joke is clean :-[
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 03:58:02 AM »
Good one Wendy  :beer
I think We will have to send Brock to the norty corner for not having a funny bone  :thumb
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 07:37:32 PM »
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2013, 07:58:12 PM »
 :eek  :eek Nooooo !! Miss Wendy......more wine needed !!  :-++
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Re: Sorry, had to post this one....
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 03:50:15 PM »
 :fp  :fp  :fp  :fp but very  :rofl  :rofl  :crackup  :crackup so :-++to be in your presents
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