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Offline JuST Peter

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The wooden ball
« on: September 11, 2013, 02:31:54 PM »
An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut.
But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "You'd have to just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
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Re: The wooden ball
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 08:10:13 PM »
Pete that one left a bad taste  :popcorn


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Re: The wooden ball
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 08:27:01 PM »
 :thumbsup :grin :rofl
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Re: The wooden ball
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 09:11:04 PM »
I like it :thumb :thumb
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Re: The wooden ball
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 09:33:04 PM »
I like it :thumb :thumb

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