This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman
In a brand new VW !!
Doing 75Mph
With her face up
next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily..
But she scared me so much
I dropped
My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,
Which splashed,
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",
Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!
