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My Surgery
« on: September 26, 2013, 08:08:42 PM »
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife

But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.

I Became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking.
So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
Though rare, My condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective Surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
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Re: My Surgery
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 08:13:42 PM »
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Re: My Surgery
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 09:31:08 PM »
Well as a nurse I don't see how there is an other surgical solution !!! :popcorn


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Re: My Surgery
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2013, 11:08:58 PM »
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Re: My Surgery
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2013, 12:11:44 AM »
Well as a nurse I don't see how there is an other surgical solution !!! :popcorn


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Well there is this option when a guy overdosed on Viagra

A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on Viagra to impress his girlfriend.
The 66-year-old man from Gigante, Colombia, whose name has not been released, told a local newspaper that he intentionally overdosed on the erectile dysfunction medicine.
He then is said to have suffered an erection for several days before being forced to seek medical advice.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429046/Man-penis-amputated-deliberately-overdosing-Viagra-impress-girlfriend.html#ixzz2g0YGs500
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Re: My Surgery
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2013, 10:00:08 AM »
The place name says it all:

"Gigante"

On a serious note, before anyone here tries it, the newspaper article rightly points out the effect of sildenafil citrate is generalised, so the heart muscle is affected to some extent, perhaps fatally.
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