There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Then some get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can turn anything into an argument.
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When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because women don't have wives!"
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Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper."
Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
Husband: "I know all that."
Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?"
Husband: "Because the poor guy is thinking of getting married!"
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Message to mother-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours.”
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him the opportunity to speak while he's awake!"
