The Zoo Keeper
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> A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
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> As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
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> Realising his employer won't be pleased, he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
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> Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
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> He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both.
> What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything....
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> He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
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> He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American bees.
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> As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
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> By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions' cage because lions eat anything.
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> Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
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> The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees"
