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Offline Wild Rose

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Redneck Vasectomy
« on: October 03, 2013, 10:27:58 AM »
                                                       ..... Redneck Vasectomy...
 
 
A Tennessee Couple.... Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children
They went to the Doctor to see about getting Dave 'fixed'.
 
The Doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this ?
 
Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children born in the United States were Mexican,
and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican Baby because neither of them could speak Spanish

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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 10:50:51 AM »
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 12:01:17 PM »
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 12:08:10 PM »
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 02:22:45 PM »
Everyone's gotta manage risk.
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2013, 12:01:08 PM »
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2013, 01:53:45 PM »
oh dear :o :grin
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Re: Redneck Vasectomy
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2013, 02:21:46 PM »
Ya just can't beat statistics...
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