Here is a good old fashioned real tin foiler i meet a few years ago so I hope you all enjoy!
I am a good old fashioned Psych Nurse and I worked around the Far north NSW coast for 10 years which as I am sure you can understand is the tin foil capital of the known universe!
A friend and I where travelling south to the big smoke and decided to go the back way which meant through Nimbin. We stopped for supplies ( that means booze for the spare driver to keep him lubricated and therefore useless by the time i get tired and needed him to drive of course!).
As i was waiting in the carpark with my dog and chatting with a bloke with his dog we started to have a chuckle about some of the locals. After about 5 minutes of banter i started to mention the tin foilers ( cover your scalp and stops telstra and the government reading your mind) .
All of a sudden this well dressed, shaved and nice looking bloke gets pissed off says Fuck you and pulls off his akubra.
Yes under the hat this moron has you guessed it TIN FOIL! On his bald head and inside the Hat!