Dear all,
Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.
I was in a Karrinup Coffee club recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everyone was staring at me….
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod………
……. and how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using the latest technology!
