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Offline Diesel

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Itchy Parts.....
« on: November 12, 2013, 08:39:11 PM »

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in
the groin area.

The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk..
 
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks.

"Well, it's a lot better actually" she says, "but..........it's still there."
 
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip,snip..
Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident.
 
"That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.
 
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."      :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 08:46:21 PM »
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 08:56:59 PM »
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 09:34:35 PM »
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 09:43:23 PM »
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 06:10:11 PM »
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 08:13:38 PM »
Don't laugh uggies are a curse for us little people  :well


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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 12:20:53 PM »
Quote from: Pocket STocker on November 13, 2013, 08:13:38 PM
Don't laugh uggies are a curse for us little people  :well

Trim ya own uggies, then!
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2013, 10:47:42 PM »
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Nice one, Ollie.  :clap :clap :clap
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2013, 04:37:52 AM »
oooooooooohh nnnnoooooooooooooooo  :fp
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Re: Itchy Parts.....
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 02:47:16 PM »
AWESOME :thumbsup

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