Regarding working on the bike, depending on the project, it can take minutes or days.
For some things like the cruise control and intercom system, it's worth giving the job to a professional like Dale who does it right the first time and doesn't want your first-born in exchange.
For something like an oil and filter change or air filter mining job, there are those among us who'd do it for an alcoholic consideration. We haven't actually had one yet, but workshop afternoons at Diesel's rural retreat have been mooted, where we all stand around drinking piss and taking the same out of a victim who attempts to reassemble another victim's bike after performing some esoteric operation that everyone has forgotten the original purpose of by the time the remaining fasteners are handed out as mementos.
Has potential. Ya still wanna do this?