A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in...
"My hair & makeup are not done! The house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
