It only took one mention of a funny add, and I'm off on another tangent!
The Leggos add....
"When your man's come home from a rough day at work, open up your 'Leggos' and give his meat a treat!"
The Salvital add....
"Little housewife, has such a hard life,
Worn out before her man gets hooooo-o-ome
So they gave her, a glass of Salvital,
Now he's afraid to come home alone" as he's dragged through the front door when getting home.
and for the last one from much more recent times.....
http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2008/ultimate-care-for-beaver-down-there/