Was just looking at TJ's Grab Rail thread and the great teaching video with its captions.
The thread was already stuffed by us hijackers, so rather than extend the pain, I decided to bring my train of thought to a new thread.
Just thought this worth sharing. The majority of you with normal hearing can resume your normal programme.

There may be one or two others out there whose hearing is badly damaged. I've tried three types of hearing aids and find them useless, so I just ask everyone to say everything twice, preferably after spitting out the marbles.
The reason for this theft of your reading time is to make fellow DOFs aware that some movie theatres now offer Closed Captions ( CC ). There are 3 here in Brissie, in the Hoyts/AMC chain.
When you look through what's screening, look for the CC. Then when you pick up your ticket, ask for the CC device. They may ask for a refundable deposit or your licence as security.
Once in your seat, you stand the device in the cupholder and position the little screen below your line of sight to the big screen- it's on a gooseneck. It does nothing during the trailers and adverts except tell you it's not working. But when the movie starts...
From there it's white man's magic! Every word spoken appears instantly in the two lines of LED text. It is perfectly syncronised with the screen. It assumes you are deaf because it describes sounds as well as giving the spoken words.
Gotta love technology!