Someone has finally explained the reason baby diapers have
brand names such as "Luvs" and "Huggies," while undergarments
for old people are called "Depends."
You see, when babies shit their pants, people are still gonna
Luv'em and Hug'em.
However, when old people shit their pants, it "Depends" on who's
in the will.
Glad to get that straightened out for you.